Peanut Gallery (Idaho Driver’s Test)

Samples from:

Idaho Driver’s Test (Written)

1. Upon approaching a road killed elk in your lane do you:

a. Yield to oncoming traffic and pass carefully
b. Stop and throw that sucker in the back of the truck! Kids are eating meat this week!
c. Dig around for your cellphone to call Idaho DOT to alert them of the hazard.
(answer: b)

Idaho’s Driver’s Test (Driving)

Examiner: “ok take a left up theres by them old cedar mills just before old Frank’s trailer home, heck! he still ain’t got them durn studebakers moved out back, heck! and ayup you best watch for old Frank’s goats out awandering.

Bob Salsbury / The Unbearable Bobness of Being

DFO: Bob’s playing off that Angry Commentator rant last night about Idaho driver’s tests. Psst, Bob. Sounds like the Examiner is driving applicants past my sister’s place near Spirit Lake. Is he?