Call it the sting of heaven and hell

One of the great things about the Web is that you can find information about nearly everything. For example, if you want to prepare yourself for the forthcoming release of “Constantine,” you might want to go here or here or, better yet, even here to find out more about the character’s background.

Then again, since the “Hellblazer” comic-book character is described as having a “suspiciously Sting -like appearance,” you might want to hold off. Keanu Reeves is many things, including a member of a rock band, but an ability to play music like the original Police frontman isn’t one of them.