Bayview Daze Redux

That cat fight between two women at JD’s tavern during Bayview Daze wasn’t the only main event in town Saturday. A Berry Picker watched as a fiftysomething femme sot in a stomach-turning skimpy outfit almost did a header into Lake Pend Oreille. She pulled herself together enough to stumble to her car, turn the key and be arrested by one of the many gendarmes assigned to the annual drunkfest. At the weiner stand nearby, the drunk’s 17-year-old daughter had only one word to say when informed of her mother’s incarceration: “Good!” And she didn’t intend to waste money bailing Mommie Dearest out of jail that night. Seems .20 blood isn’t thicker than lake water at Bayview Daze.

Feedback: People need to know and respect their limitations. Some people aren’t cut out to wear speedos or thongs. Nothing is more disgusting than watching a bad body scantily attired in a bathing suit. It also presents a public health risk - imagine the amount of momentum and killing power a broken nylon bathing suit can generate after hours of being stretched by a big body — The Heimlich Maneuver.