Hot Potatoes, Or …
… The attributes The Heimlich Maneuver would like to see in the 72 vestal virgins waiting for blood-thirsty jihadist suicide bombers on the other side of eternity:
1. Stunning beauty of
Phyllis Diller
.
2. Sultry curves of
Roseanne Barr
.
3. Smoldering sex appeal of
Rosie O’ Donnell
.
4. Personality of
Zsa Zsa Gabor
.
5. And (this one’s mine) the mustache of
Saddam Hussein
.
Green Libertarian provides a link to a blog that fantacizes about Mohammed Atta’s (American Airlines Flight 11 hijacker) current living conditions here .
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