Peanut Gallery — Neo-Acronyms

Let us begin on the light hearted side with some new meaning to some long standing and fairly well known acronyms:

DOS : - Defective Operating System

IBM : - I Blame Microsoft

CD-ROM : - Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months

WWW: - World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH : - Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM : - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

WINDOWS : - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MICROSOFT : - Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

Brian Keatts