Photo of the Day — 6/15/05

Sorry, folks, I couldn’t resist. Here’s Bill signing a copy of his autobiography for a Ball State student. You write the cutline (and keep it on this side of the line).

Top Cutlines:

In A League of His Own: Girl: “Could you autograph this for me, Mr. President?” Clinton: “Sure, what is it?” Girl: “A summons” — The Heimlich Maneuver.

1. “Daddy?” — Out of Stater Tater.

2. “I have not had sex with that elephant” — DemoNot.

3. (tie) Thinking that the college chicks really dig the literary author types, Bill Clinton uses his witty and clever pick-up line, “May I borrow your library card, I want to check you out” — Side Note. And: Heh, heh…that’s a nice shirt you got on there…wanna trade for this book? — Crimson W.