Ah’m Your Huckleberry

If your wife is out-of-country, you shouldn’t be calling a Spokane dating service, or letting a strange woman into your home late at night. A CDA man, “C.J.,” did both — and is now $200 and a diamond-studded tennis bracelet poorer. C.J. told CPD Blue that he allowed a woman into his place to use the phone. Then, they chitchatted. And then she swiped his stuff and left while he was using the bathroom. C.J. admitted he’d called the dating service for, ahem, companionship, not sex. And that he doesn’t remember much of his conversation with the woman because he was wiped out on codeine. Now, all he has to remember her by are a set of keys with a “Bow to the Queen” key chain she left behind. That, and a police report, which the real queen of the castle should find interesting.