Spokane Valley nicknames

Valley nicknames (from SR story about the search for a nickname by the new city of Spokane Valley here :

1. Almost to Post Falls
2. More Than Garage Sales
3. 3 Potholes for every Minivan
4. The Cubic Zirconium City
5. PawnTown
6. 6 freeway exits/5 entrances
7. The Big Cantaloupe
8. The Paris just east of the Channelled Scablands.
9. The Kind of Windy City but Not as Bad as Ellensburg
10. The City with Arthritic Shoulders

Bob Salsbury /Unbearable Bobness of Being