Headlines @ Closin’ Time

* Pentagon: Saddam capture not fabricated by military: Saudi newspaper interviews ‘former Marine’ who says troops didn’t catch Hussein in hole /WorldNetDaily — Hey, call it a photo op.

* CBS station scraps poll on airing Rather tribute: 63% of viewers voted against show before affiliate yanks online survey /WorldNetDaily — Don’t go away mad, Dan, just …

* Canada Smelter Blamed for Lake Roosevelt’s Pollution: Teck Cominco thumbs nose at EPA /Earthlink News — And the self-righteous Canucks get on our case for being uncivilized. Sweet P’s to John Rook for bringing this one to my attention.

* Hackers gain access to 32,000 personal files: Database owned by Lexis Nexis breached, addresses, other info spied /Associated Press — It’s getting harder and harder to sleep at night knowing these worms are trying to break the codes to our personal info. Damn ‘em.

* Hillary decries media sex, violence: Says parents, government need to scrutinize better what kids watch, play /Associated Press — Dang right-wing religious fanatic.