SR Morning Headlines (3/24/05)

* Sheriff promotes political supporters: Sterk names Brady to jail post, Wiyrick as undersheriff / Jonathan Brunt and Thomas Clouse , SR — Remember that Stephen King miniseries, “Kingdom Hospital”? And the anteater type thing? You do me a solid; I’ll do you a solid. Seems to work at Ess Cee Ess Oh.

* Investors buy landmark brewery building: Schade building goes for $1.7 million / Alison Boggs , SR — It ain’t The Davenport. But it’s cool what these guys are doing any way.

* RPS ruling pits city vs. its ex-bond attorney: Taxpayers may be left holding bag if city can’t prove firm guilty of malpractice / Jim Camden , SR — Did someone say the RPS word? Wash his mouth out with soap.

* Development gets its first restaurant with addition of San Francisco Sourdough sandwich store: 2 more businesses moving into Riverstone / Nils Rosdahl , SR — For a minute there, I thought the guy in the picture (follow the link) was fixing cracked cement at the BNSF refueling depot. (Ed Note: Your comment’s nothing but a gratuitous swipe at the railroad. DFO: And your point is …)

* Driver gets community service: Teen also on probation for leaving critically injured girl / John Craig , SR — Sahhhhh-lap. That’s the sound a judge slapping a cold-hearted teen’s wrist. Judicial tongue-lashing, community service take the place of justice in this case.