Headlines @ Closin’ Time

* ‘Something has to be done quick,’ says Terri Schiavo’s father: “She’s down to her last hours” /CBC News — Soon, The Passion of Terri Schiavo will be finished. F’shame.

* Iraq’s insurgents ‘seek exit strategy’: Ready to lay down arms for safety guarantees /Financial Times — Can’t remember the last time I heard some true believer on the other side compare Iraq to Vietnam.

* Wal-Mart Director Resigns, Others Fired: Unauthorized use of gift cards, personal reimbursements cited /Yahoo! News — The WalMart bashers should appreciate this one.

* West Virginia students set more than 50 fires to celebrate victory over Texas Tech: “They got pretty rowdy” /MetroNews Talkline — Now, that’s what I call March madness.

* Barbara Bush Says Hillary Clinton Will Lose In 2008: Ex-First Lady Addressed Students /NBC13.com — Condi anyone?