Photo of the Day — 5/13/05 w/Cutline Winners

Officials with the at the Griffiss Institute for Information Assurance gather around a computer screen while awaiting the Pentagon’s list of base closure recommendations to be released, in Rome, N.Y., this morning. You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines:

1. “Wait! There’s Waldo!”
“No, that’s not Waldo.”
“They all look like Waldo.”
“I found the topless lady!”
“Does Waldo always wear glasses?”
“Stop looking in my spot.”
“Is that Waldo there?” — Dang

2. Members of Congress, diligently investigating internet porn sites, gather together to view the latest Paris Hilton sex tape — John Austin.

3. The Democratic members of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee review the long lost elementary school records of John Bolton for potential damaging information to use against the beleagured U.N. Ambassador nominee — The Heimlich Maneuver.

Honorable Mention: Anymouse and his team of imaginary friends prepare for yet another late night abortion debate — Every Rat.