Quick Fix 6 (5/23/05)

APhoto Fix: Real estate mogul and TV star Donald Trump speaks at a press conference in New York, Monday May 23, 2005. Trump announced the establishment of Trump University, a business education company that will feature scholars from Northwestern, Columbia and Dartmouth universities in providing programs for business professionals.

“Here’s some advice to television viewers who want to know what next fall’s season will be like: Be afraid, be very afraid. Be afraid of poisonous spiders crawling over your face while you sleep; of aliens invading human bodies or landing in a spaceship in the Atlantic Ocean; of a ghostly woman in white who kills; of sickos who kidnap women and keep them in cages” according to David Bauder , AP, here .

1. Political ‘Toon Fix: Chuck Asay ( “Nuclear” option ), Gary Varvel ( Newsweek ), and Henry Payne ( Terrorists react ).

2. Humor Fix: You can see Darth W. Bush through a Demos’ eyes here .

3. My Way Fix: This Day in History here , Today’s Birthdays here , and Word of the Day here .

4. Top of the News Fix: Busy Baghdad restaurant hit by car bomb here , Girl, 8, found buried alive in trash here , Newsweek put US flag in trash on foreign cover here , Supreme Court taking up abortion notification case here , and “Sith” sets 4-day market record here .

5. Howard Dean Fix: Howard Dean’s first 100 days as head of the Democrats is Patrick Hynes’/The American Spectator focus here .

6. Opinion Fix: Robert Novak /RealClearPolitics ( Senate’s sham debate ), Michael Knox Beran /National Review ( Cheerleading alone doesn’t win wars ), Debra Saunders /Townhall.com ( The Empire meets middle age ), Star Parker /Townhall.com ( Pushing a formula for getting poor ), and Marvin Olasky /World ( Riotin’ words ).