Top Cutlines — 11/11/05

Lisa Thormchlen of Belgrade, Mont., snapped this shot of a Dodge Omni (or possibly Dodge Colt/Plymouth Champ, who knows?) with 2X6 supports hauling out a big-game kill between Billings and Roundup last week. You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines:

1. “Uh, put down the beer, Vern. We wouldn’t want to do anything to attract attention” — Dang.

2. With winter in the air, Otus and Cooter determined it was due time to attach their Montana traction device — Side Note; and: See Marlene, I told you I could stop the moon roof from leaking — stopthecrazygrowth.

3. Every year when it was time to move from the summer range back to the ranch, Bob the elks dream was a Ford truck and a horse trailer — Whatever.

HM: Bob & Lesley Presley