Top Monday Cutlines — 9/19/05

Former news anchors Tom Brokaw, left, and Dan Rather leave the stage after a tribute to news anchors during the 57th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards Sunday. You write the cutline.

Top Cutline:

1. Anchors Away: Dan wins the much-coveted “I’ve-Kept-My-Bald-Spot- Hidden-Better-Than-You” award — Marianne Love.

2. Psst Dan, is it true that Keith Olberman and Al Franken were your real sources on that Texas Air national Guard Story? — The Heimlich Maneuver; and: “So, Brit Hume, Bill O’Reilly, and Sean Hannity walk into this bar….ouch!” “I love that one Dan! tell me the one again about Rush Limbaugh and the pharmacist…” — His Bobness.

3. Old anchors never die, they just change the channel — A Token Democrat.

HM: Green Libertarian