Maybe they would have made it on Uranus

Ah, the good old days, when Jen still starred in “Friends,” Brad was one of Danny Ocean’s gang of 11 , and all was well in their too-good-to-be-true melding of celebrity genes.

Turns out, of course, that the marriage was doomed. And whether you want to blame the breakup on Angie , on the forces of self-absorption that continually are at work in the world of the super-studly, or mere fate, it makes little difference. Brad’s gone his way, and Jen hers.

Besides, if you listen to John Gray , author of “Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus,” they had no chance of making the marriage work. Seems that kings and queens of the prom should never pair up.

Then again, you could make the opposite argument. The pretty ones among us deserve each other. For better and for worse.

Below: Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt sure looked good when the spotlight hit them just right. Turns out, though, the glare was just a tad too intense.