Top Cutlines — 8/22/06

Carolina Panthers’ James Anderson is given an ice shower after being tapped to a chair, Monday at Spartanburg, S.C., during the team’s football training camp. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Spartanburg Herald-Journal, John Byrum)

Top Cutlines:

Out of timeouts, the Panthers try another method to ice the kicker — John Austin.

Oliver Stone’s remake: “The Longest Yard - Abu Ghraib” — Rainbow Sparkle Pony Angel.

For several seasons, James believed that an after-practice shower was not necessary. His team thought an intervention was in order — Idaho Dreamer.

HM: KaleJ

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