Top Cutlines — 12/4/06

A waitress displays an alligator head dish at a restaurant in the scenic city of Huangshan, in eastern Anhui province, China, earlier today. Even in anything-edible-goes-in-the-pot China, the Huifu Fine-food Restaurant is drawing attention with special menu offerings that include alligator kebabs and soup, complete with the endangered species’ head and tail. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/EyePress)

Top Cutlines

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1. USC head coach Pete Carroll was served this swamp delicacy instead of the humble pie he was expecting after the Men of Troy lost to UCLA 13-9 on Saturday. The Florida Gators will now face Ohio State in the NCAA National Championship game — Tom Forbes.

2. It was much too late before anyone caught the error in translation at the Chinese Betty Croc-er Cookoff — Side Note.

3. So…this alligator walks into a Chinese restaurant … — Keithincda.

HM: Cis and Wondering

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