Rudolph, the 6-Year-Old Consumer — Sam

Rudolph the six-year-old consumer
Had a lot of toys and clothes
But during this Christmas season
He wanted one of those new Elmos

All of the other children
Wanted globs of candy and games
Of course poor little Rudolph
Wanted much of the same

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
His parents came to say
Rudolph with your hopes so high
Santa ain’t real
and ain’t comin’ tonight

Then how the children loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Rudolph the six-year-old consumer
Your new elmo’s under the tree!

Sam