Top Cutlines — 12/20/06

Manoharan, known as Snake Manu, 30, practises with two brown tree snakes by running it through his nasals and mouth in Chennai, India, earlier today. Manoharan is awaiting a sponsor for a chance to make a performance for the Guinness Book jury. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/ M.Lakshman)

Top Cutlines

1. Manoharon got a little confused when asked if he prefered gummi bears or worms — Marmitetoasty.

2. One snake sez to the other, “Grab a kleenex, you have something on your nose” — Cabbage Boy.

3. “Oh my, Guinness” exclaimed Snake Manu, who obviously dreads the chance to compete for the record. Now he nose he won’t breathe easy until it’s over — John Austin.

Coffee Spitter: Yet another remedy, for DFO’s pesky sinus flare-ups — Lesley Presley.

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