Seuss: The Congressman and Abramoff

That Abramoff!
That Abramoff!
I do not like that Abramoff!

“Would you like to play some golf?”

I do not want to play some golf.
I do not want to, Abramoff.

For the rest of “The Congressman and Abramoff (As Told By Dr. Seuss”), click here . (Author could be John Tynan/The Witlist here .)

Hat Tip: Stacey Cowles