At least they got my daughter’s name right

By the way, I just read this piece in The New York Times (the same paper that misspelled my wife’s name in my daughter’s wedding announcement on Feb. 19, I mean, HOW DO YOU MISSPELL MARY PATRICIA ? I guess you could be like the Times and spell it Marypatricia, which is a spelling that NO ONE IN THE WORLD USES! Even the spell-check on my computer DIDN’T RECOGNIZE IT! Best newspaper in the world? PLEASE!!!!) …

Sorry. I just had to let that out.

Anyway, the story is about Jon Stewart ’s upcoming gig as host of the Academy Awards . Talk about something that captures what must be some of the juiciest flop sweat of all time.