Top Cutlines — 1/11/06

Britney Spears is seen on the set filming in Queens, New York. Now, she heads Mr. Blackwell’s worst-dressed list. You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines:

1. You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl; and: Britney starring in the remake of A Streetwalker Named Desire — both Jane Q. Citizen.

2. A great artist reinvents herself: From nubile to new child, From to-die-for derrierre to diaper carrier, From clubbin’ hottie to chubby mommy — all in less than a year! — Whippersnapper.

3. Britney reacts after hearing Mr. Blackwell say, “She looks like an ass!” — Thom George.

HM: Bre

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