KaleJ: Thong Man Still Ruining Trips to Beach

KaleJ: Yeah he is back. My wife and kids were at the beach earler this week with another couple and their kids. At one point the other dad started herding all the kids back to up the beach and to the other side of the blankets. When my wife inquired to the reason, thong man was pointed out.

CDADave: Yeah, that’s thong-man, only older and grayer. He graced City Beach with his presence a few times last year. Sometimes he’ll lay on his right side, sometimes he’ll lay on his left side. It’s his way of turning the other cheek. I think the CDA Bicycle Cops shoulda written him a ticket for bad taste.

DFO: A lot of us laugh about this local exhibitionist. But we shouldn’t. Consider the young families that have to put up with a guy flaunting his nether regions on the next blanket. Thong Man is worse than second hand smoke because you can’t ignore him.