Top Cutlines — 7/28/06

Mikey the poker playing Chimp gets a kiss from former Playboy Playmate, poker player Jill Ann Spaulding, during a news conference Thursday at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas. The chimp is sponsored by PokerShare.com to play in this year’s World Series of Poker. You write the cutline. (AP Photo)

Top Cutlines:

In A League Of Her Own: Hugh Hefner’s not looking so hot these days, but the playmates still find him oddly attractive — Taryn Brodwater.

(tie) 1. AnyMouse rages: “You see?! This is what tolerance leads to! Now the chimp lobby wants special rights. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous! And strangely irresistible,” And: At a recent p0ker tournament in a Spokane Valley tavern, JBelle loses a hand and has to settle up with Bob — both Family Phil.

2. Next Mikey wanted to play for that black spaghetti strap dress! — Dave Tolle.

3. The newly svelte Anna Nicole Smith tries to woo ol’ Mikey the Chimp after hearing he was rich — CDADave.

HM: Everyone else! Great stuff!

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