Top Cutlines — 3/7/06

“Brokeback Mountain” actor Heath Ledger, right, kisses galpal Michelle Williams during the game between San Antonio and Los Angeles Lakers in Los Angeles Monday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/ Francis Specker)

Top Cutlines:

1. Michelle thinks to herself “If he calls me Jake one more time…” — ErinG.

2. Heath Ledger hopes he can win next year’s Oscar by kissing a woman, since it didn’t work out that well with Jake — John Austin.

3. Heath Ledger, appearing in public,attempts to show he’s ambidextrous — Bayview Herb.

HM: Whatever.