Quick Fix 6 — 3/14/06

1. APhoto Fix: U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas gives Allison H. Eid a hug prior to her being sworn in as chief justice of the Colorado Supreme Court in Denver, Monday. Eid was Thomas’ lead law clerk in 1993 and 1994. (AP Photo/Linda McConnell, Pool)

2. Cartoon Fix: Signe Wilkinson ( Another Iraq body found ), Gary Varvel ( The poll vaulter ), and Jeff Stahler ( Milosevic’s eternal reward ).

3. Humor Fix: Here is a very odd story. A woman in Tennessee is now suing a local pharmacy after buying what she thought were birth control patches. They turned out to be nicotine patches. The good news, her new baby is now down to a half a pack a day — Jay Leno.

4. My Way Fix: This Day In History here , Today’s Birthdays here , Positive Quote here , and Word of the Day here .

5. Top of the News Fix: Isaac Hayes quits “South Park” after Scientology spoof here , Medical marijuana champion free here , Judge rules civil union invalid out of state here , Teen shot in fight over Tater Tots here , and “Brokeback” author slams Oscars here .

6. Opinion Fix: James Pinkerton /Newsday ( McCain: Juggernaut or Juggernot? ), New York Times ( The death of Milosevic ), Father Thomas Williams /National Review ( Wanted: Pro-life Democrats ), Cal Thomas /Townhall ( The Tom Fox tragedy ), and Molly Stark /Townhall ( Review: “Shaggy Dog” remake ).