Top Cutlines — 3/23/06

Jack Nicholson, third left, watches a model walk the runway during his daughter/designer Jennifer Nicholson’s Fall 2006 fashion show during the Mercedes-Benz fashion week in Culver City, Calif., Wednesday. You write the cutline. (AP photo/Kevork Djansezian)

Top Cutlines

1. Jennifer: You want dancers? Jack: I want the youth. Jennifer: You can’t handle the youth! — Bob.

2. (tie) Nicholson, never one to skirt an issue, to his daughter: “This is much better than watchin’ Kobe every night,” and: Looking for late-season help for the Lakers, Nicholson checks out the Supersonic’s leading scorer — both John Austin.

3. (In my best joker impersonation, while cutting out vicki vale) “i have to remember to stay inside the lines” — Granati.

HM: A Token D, Whatever and Thom George (that should cover everybody — not a lot of entries, but good stuff).

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