TGIF Top Cutlines — 3/24/06

Gonzaga forward Adam Morrison collapses to the floor after losing to UCLA in the Sweet Sixteen Thursday night. You write the cutline.(Brian Plonka/Spokesman-Review)

Top Cutlines

1. “Ahhhh, my life is Bruined!” — Family Phil.

2. “No, please don’t send us back to Spokane. Coach said we’d have to sit through the Spokane Symphony’s Showtune Extravaganza if lossed. Oh, the pain, the pain…” — Apple Sider.

3. No more pictures of the stache’ ! I’m gonna get Gillette to pay me to take that baby off! — Stopthecrazygrowth.

HM: JBelle