Top Cutlines — 5/11/06

A mother black bear and her two cubs watch people from their treetop perch along Center Hill Road in Sugarloaf Township near Hazleton, Pa., Wednesday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Hazleton Standard-Speaker, Eric Conover

Top Cutlines

1. Senator Goedde stares ominously at the State Teacher’s Association, photoshopping in two cubs to drive down the message more forcefully — Dang.

2. Six months after Katrina three bears wait for FEMA to rescue them from a tree. They survived by eating the people trapped with them — Thom George.

3. after the momma black bear got a hold on huckleberries online quarterly and read the article on serving human, she got a hankering for the other white meat — Granati.

HM: Bob

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