Top Cutlines — 5/30/06

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., left, talks with Trudy Mason, a New York State Democratic Committee member, after a breakfast speaking engagement at the Convention Center in Buffalo, N.Y., where she kicked off her U.S. Senate re-election bid earlier today. You write the cutline/AP photo.

Top Cutlines:

1. Hillary, after learning that she has the power to steal anyone’s lifeforce by mere touching them (like Rogue in the X-Men movies) set outs on her Presidential campign by touching anyone dressed in Republican Red — Idawa.

2. Is that Monica’s Blue Dress? — Thom George.

3. “Yes Hillary, anything you say Hillary, I will follow you to the ends of the earth Hillary, you are my queen Hillary.” So ends the mind control training — Whatever.

HM: Sider and Digger

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