Top Cutlines — 10/4/06

Two models present an ensemble by Belgian fashion designers An Vandevorst and Filip Arickx during the presentation of the A.F. Vandevorst Spring-Summer 2007 ready to wear collection in Paris this week. You write the cutline. (AP photo)

Top Cutlines

1. Fashion commentator: “For this year’s mildly suggestive hostage apparel, note the long lines designed to show off the upper thighs without becoming too risque. And note the black cord around the waist, which can double as a tourniquet, or noose, if need be. Topping it all off, the fashionable muzzles so they can’t cry out in pain if tortured. Another clever fashion design from Bin Laden of Iran” — CDADave.

2. The audience at the International Plastic Surgeons Symposium gasps as the session on “Botox Gone Wrong” begins — John Austin.

3. Organizers of this Paris fashion show follow through on their promise to ban models from walking and chewing gum after last weeks accident in Milan — Thom George.

HM: Rainbow Pony Sparkle Angel

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