Top Cutlines — 10/6/06

A tied-up goat looks in the window of a butcher shop in a village near the southern port city of Tyre, Lebanon, earlier today. You write the cutline. (AP photo)

Top Cutlines

In A League of Their Own

“No kiddin’, son, your ma and I shoulda seen it comin’, when they promised to teach you cutting edge technology” — John Austin . And: Viewing the remains of the three county commissioners after a public hearing, Commissioner Elect Piazza wonders what he’s gotten himself into — Jane Q. Citizen .

1. It was at this point that Billy began to feel a little nervous and concerned and slowly, like the morning sun rising over the farm, began to realize that Farmer John, who moments before took a large wad of green paper from the butcher shop owner, might not be coming back — Bob .

2. “Keith Richards, left, Mick Jagger and Charlie Watts, right, perform during a Rolling Stones concert in Missoula, Mont., on Wednesday” — Brent Andrews.

3. Now Billy understood what was so upsetting about “Silence of the Lambs” — keithincda.

HM: Thom, Granati and everyone else. Nice job.

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