Jerk List: Who Should We Send to Canada?

Buddy Doug Clark’s column today announces the winners of a jerk contest. And advocates deporting the idiots who annoy us to Canada. Below, winner Ted Anderson provides his personal “Jerk List” For the rest of the Clark column, click here :

•Politicians who get caught doing something illegal/immoral and then blame their childhood, addictions or the media.

•People who wear camouflage clothing but don’t hunt and have never served in the military.

•Drivers who take up two spaces when mooring their oversized rides.

•Costco shoppers who can’t locate their store membership cards when they get to the head of the checkout line.

DFO: Hands down, the biggest jerk on my list are the spammers who do everything they can to latch onto HBO for a few moments before they’re deleted, particularly the porn spammers. Forget about Canada, they can go straight to … (Ed Note: This post has been interrupted by the SR quality control police.)

Question: Who would be on your “Jerk List”?