Top Cutlines — 10/13/06

A seagull sits on a “PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE BIRDS” sign along River Drive North in Great Falls, Mont., Thursday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/The Great Falls Tribune, Robin Loznak)

Top Cutlines:

1. “My phellow pheathered phriends, shout out your disagreement to this phelonius signs! We have just as much right to phish here as anyone else! Remember, election day in November, and you need to show your pherouchious protest now! DO NOT let these phoney politicitans ruffle your pheathers with signs like these!” — Thomas Beasley.

2. Albert tries to tell the tourist that the sign is for other birds, not him — Cis.

3. Just another noisy protest, not unlike most other protestors looking for a free handout — Cabbage Boy.

HM: DanG