Top Cutlines — 10/18/06

Models walk the runway during the Jennifer Nicholson fashion show during Mercedes Benz Fashion Week at Smashbox Studios in Culver City, Calif., Tuesday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)

Top Cutlines

1. (tie) Followed by his loyal staff, Senator Craig walks into the press conference to deny that he’s gay — Family Phil. And: Followed by her “Porn Start Posse” Nancy Pelosi finally admits she’s a bi-sexual Dominatrix, cutting the Republican National Comittee off at the pass and announcing it before they could — KeithinCDA.

2. (tie) DeeDee realized with horror that she hadn’t gotten the memo about it being “little black shoe” day — A Token D. And: Legs face it, some women are hot, some are not — Denna Krobath.

3. After a spate of recent runway mishaps model schools begin a series of intensive classes to retrain their students in the discipline of one foot in front of the other — Thom George.

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