The Slice: Cars rule, and that can get old

There are a lot of good things about Spokane.

And there are many, many fine people.

But anyone around here who does a lot of walking – and confronts the fact that this is not a pedestrian-friendly city – eventually starts daydreaming about Portland.

“Spokane is the perfect place for people who are…: “Old enough to be retired and go south for the winter.” – Gary Polser

“Old enough, but still young enough, to drive to Seattle for a weekend getaway.” – Phyllis Quass

“Pacific Rim 101: “I live near Manito Park and love to walk there,” wrote Anne Remien. “In the space of a week I had two different people ask me for directions to the ‘Chinese’ Gardens.”

When answering, she gently managed to work in a reference to the proper name – Japanese Gardens. But she wonders if there might be a clever comeback she could employ, next time she encounters this confusion.

I don’t know, Anne. Would saying “You are exactly what’s wrong with America” sound rude?

“Political analysis: My friend Wade Griffith says all campaign ads seem to be some variation on or combination of three themes.

1. Taking credit for past events in which the candidate had no role.

2. Accusing the opponent of past actions the opponent did not take.

3. Promising future outcomes that neither can possibly deliver.

“Slice answers: As I mentioned Sunday, quite a few readers touted the Honey Crisp apple.

But Cindy Fine sang the praises of the Empire.

Bob Glatzer gave two thumbs up to the McIntosh.

And Leanne Kelly said the Jonathan is No. 1.

In discussing moviegoing memories, several readers said it is still jarring to think of the old Dishman theater having been turned into the Deja Vu.

Lots of Slice readers recalled attending WSU football games in Spokane. But one particular memory mentioned over and over was the time Cougar fans unfurled a big banner featuring a three word, switched-letters phrase ending in “Fuskies.”

And apparently guys are not the only ones to stop the gas pump on even dollar amounts when paying with a card.

“It’s OK to go ahead and start raking: But Slice reader Vance Rauer noted that the “Trade Winds of autumn” are due soon. And if you wait, your leaves might just get blown away.

Of course, someone else’s leaves could wind up in your yard. It depends on the exchange rate.

“Today’s Slice question: What’s your favorite wear-around-the-house garment that everyone in your family wishes you would toss out?