Top Cutlines — 10/24/06

Actress Miley Cyrus appears back stage with sumo wrestler Manny Yarbrough during MTV’s ‘Total Request Live’ show at the MTV Times Square Studios Monday in New York. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Jeff Christensen)

Top Cutlines

1. Cyrus was so leary that Manny would bake her up into a delicious pie — Family Phil.

2. After this photo was taken, Miley was reported missing for several hours. The search was called off after Manny reached up to scratch his ear and the actress fell out of a fold in Manny’s blubber — Jesse Tinsley.

3. Manny patiently waits with Miley waiting for his cue to prance down the catwalk in the all new “Aint no Anorexics Here” fashion show of male intimate apparel — keithincda.

HM: Bronx Boy

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