Trish G Answers Questions re: Condom Dress

Trish: Cameraman; If I remember the count correctly, we used 147 condoms on the dress. There were two more at the sides that came together and tied in the middle under the bodice of the dress - they broke. Another two were unrolled (but washed) and I wore them as earrings. Condoms are fragile little critters, and a number just drifted off the dress. So I left a trail of condoms wherever I went. (I kept finding loose condoms in the truck for weeks - which engendered some explanations when others were also present.) … DFO: I think I paid $18 for the dress the condoms are sewed onto … can’t really remember as I bought it years ago, to wear under another dress that was a little too brief for my taste. I had a ‘source’ for the condoms, so they didn’t cost me a dime. There’s probably about 12 hours of labor in putting it all together. Please note, I have refrained from all puns, even though there were several opportunities. … Sam and Wondering: Misty says thank you. … Cabbage Boy and AnyMouse: sorry for making you uncomfortable… but it WAS a costume. Maybe you had to be there. It won first place by the way… and the judges were a lot of conservative, Republican women.

DFO: Anyone else?