Take 5: Your Picks re: Why VP Cheney’s Comin’

1. He wants to check out Duane’s house plans for his new winter retreat. (John Austin)
2. He wants to check out Mic and Macs for his daughter. (John Austin)
3. Cat fights at the shore lounge? (Cabbage Boy)
4. He heard that Coeur d Alene is a place where you can be the most unpopular guy in town and still be the most powerful. He thought he would fit in well. (Eagle Eye)
5. To see if Dennis Franz will play him in the movies. (Cis)
6. Cheney must be coming to visit the compound in Hayden Lake. Has anyone told him Richard Butler died? (Keith S)
7. Mebbe he is here to recruit bodies into the Idaho National Guard. Some of the NGs are on their Third or forth trip to Iraq and enlistments are sagging.

Question: Any others? This might make a good print Huckleberries roundup for Monday.