Top Cutlines — 9/8/06

Asiatic black bear takes a rest at Ueno Zoo in Tokyo. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Mainichi Shimbun)

Top Cutlines:

In A League Of His Own:

I don’t care what food joint rating OrangeTV gives Goldilocks! Stay away from the porridge!!

VFW

1. Gearing up for hunting season, cubs are sent to acting class to learn how to “play dead” — Bree.

2. TGIF — Kristin.

3. John Goedde relaxes after a long and tiring debate on property taxes — Family Phil.

HM: RSPA

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