Top Cutlines — 9/18/06

Claudio Paulo Pinto can pop his eyeballs at least 7 millimeters (0.3 inches) out of their sockets, a national record for eye-popping according to RankBrasil, an organization modeled after the Guinness Book of World Records that lists Brazilian records. You write the cutline. (AP Photo)

Top Comments:

1. Claudio realized too late that his mother was right when she said,”Don’t do that, your face will freeze like that!” and: Rainbow Sparkle Pony Angel is apparently stunned to learn that Karl Rove did not leak Valerie Plame’s identity to Robert Novak — Thom George.

2. Popeye gets word of the spinach recall — RPSA.

3. When the Guinness people said they’d be over the verify the record for their book, Claudio said he’d keep an eye out for them — John Austin.

HM: A Token D, VFW and almost everyone else

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