Today’s Cutlines — 9/20/06

The Coeur d’Alene High girls soccer team goes through a strange pregame cheer/routine Tuesday. It involves jumping on teammates’ backs, crawling between legs and running around like a Chinese fire drill. Many girls sports teams have pregame rituals but this one seemed a little more elaborate. You write the cutline/Jesse Tinsley, Spokesman-Review.

In A League Of His Own

Freshman player: Who’s the girl in the yellow jersey?
Coach: She’s the goalie.
Freshman: What’s she do?
Coach: She keeps anyone from scoring on her girls.
Freshman (sighs): Sounds like my dad…

John Austin

1. Well it was like this. I was in this mosh pit and a soccer game broke out — Cabbage Boy.

2. In an effort to comply with the provisions of Title 9; CdA H.S. formed a girls combo Polo, Wrestling, and Soccer team — Paul Ferguson.

3. They must have learned this from the girls soccer team at Orofino High — Family Phil.

HM: Brent Andrews

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