Top Cutlines — 9/22/06

The racing sausages make their way around the field between innings at a baseball game between the St. Louis Cardinals and Milwaukee Brewers Wednesday in Milwaukee. You write the cutline.(AP Photo/Morry Gash)

1. Announcers at the Sausage Olympics: “Hey, Bob, this race is closer than anyone thought it would be!” “Yer right, Frank, in fact, I never “SAUSAGE” fierce competition like this before! — CDADave.

2. The recent attempt by Olympic organizers to switch to the “honor system” for drug testing was a complete failure — Family Phil.

3. Three head bangers race to the restroom, including two anonymous brats thought to be the wurst of the bunch — John Austin.

HM: Bree

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