MamaJD: Beware of the Mommy Cluster

Some people fear disasters like tornadoes. In the region where I live, we don’t necessarily worry about tornadoes touching down. There is something, however, that feels like it can leave a similar path of destruction. Something that can shake you just as deep, right down to your foundation and in turn forces you to “process” the aftermath. This is the dreaded Mommy Cluster. A Mommy Cluster occurs when there are a group of mothers chirping away over the latest thing. Usually Mommy Clusters attack with a smile. Most often the smile is genuine. Other times, the smile is just camouflage hiding purposeful intent to cause damage to the self esteem of the victim mommy. When the Mommy Cluster touches down, it can be detected when a group of 2 or more Mommies start bombarding you with questions usually beginning with, “Have you started …?” Or, “Your going to… aren’t you?” — MamaJD

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Question: Have you ever been the victim of a Mommy Cluster?