Pony Does Weather: Upgrading Online SR Tries

I don’t know who writes the aggro weather headlines on the online S-R but they crack me up - here’s the one up there now:

You can’t have it all

Updated at 8:26 a.m.

OK. So it’s going to be cloudy today. Get over it because it’s also going to be almost 70 degrees in Spokane and Coeur D’Alene.

If the writer ever runs out of ideas I’d like to offer these as possibilities:

*Screw it, it’s raining out, let’s stay in and get drunk.
*You washed and waxed your Lexus? Sucker.
*Yes, it’s really hot. Yes, it’s been 15 days of 90+ heat. I don’t care, I’ve got a lake place, an air conditioned Honda and a girlfriend who makes killer Bahama Mamas.
*Oooh! It’s soooo cold. Oooh! It’s so windy. Go back to Kalifornia, losers.
*You know it just embarrasses us when the Spokane street people stand out in the hail and stare up with slack jawed mouths like domestic turkeys. Get a clue.

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