Kapower: New Adjective Day

I was checking out the online comic “A Large Panda” today, and I was delighted to discover a fake adjective I’ve never come across before. Because of the way the site is set up, I can’t link you directly to the comic, but in the eighth comic in the series, it uses the word “ASS-KICKULAR” to describe a Sigmund Freud doll with karate-chop action. So your assignment for the day is to use the word “ass-kickular” in a coversation so it gets assimilated into the vernacular /Shadra, Kapower .