Ah’m Your Huckleberry …

Overheard (in a Kootenai County courtroom this afternoon): A local redneck, complete with a dirty baseball cap bearing a confederate flag, metal horn and the word, “Rebel,” was smitten as his girlfriend appeared on closed-circuit TV for her first appearance on an open-container charge. He was as proud as any papa as he watched his li’l darling accepted her punishment of a day in jail with credit for time served. He whooped it up. When the brief hearing was over, Johnny Rebel exclaimed: “God, she looks good in that (jailhouse) jumper.” P’haps the orange brings out the color in her eyes?

Hat Tip: Meghann Cuniff