CastMD: I Unhooked Her Bra While Driving

Q: What have you done while driving here ?

The funniest thing was, believe this or not … unhooking my VERY pregnant wife’s bra because some wire was killing her digging in. Just about then, I see the classic “Blue Lights” flashing in my rear-view mirror. Oh, no! Then as the Officer said, “How are you doing today?” I thought, “You’re kidding aren’t you?” I am here trying to drive back to MPLS (Minneapolis) in this God forsaken heat and humidity, with my VERY pregant wife dying next to me with some wire in her body … possibly poking my child in utero! So, I asked “Why did you stop me?” He said, “You were swerving,” and I said, “Well this is what I was doing … .” He said, “I have never heard THAT before!” Yup … TRUE CONFESSSIONS. No ticket though! — Dr. J /CastMD.