Q: What Do You Say To A Busybody Church-Stater?

Item: Church-state group challenges land swap: Salvation Army deal called ‘unconstitutional’ /Hope Brumbach, Spokesman-Reporter

Question: So, what would you say to a church-state separator who poked his/her nose into our Kroc Center business?

1. Thanks, I’d do anything to shut down the Kroc Center and embarrass Mayor Sandi Bloem, including placing a call to you bums.
2. OK, we’ll let you have the 10 Commandments monument on the courthouse lawn, too — just embarrass Mayor Sandi Bloem.
3. Go get ‘em. I hate bell ringers as much as I hate the trans fat in a McDonalds burger.
4. I don’t have anything against kids — as long as they’re mine.
5. Whatever you do, don’t tell anyone that I contacted you guys.
6. Who needs a community center. Those kids can swim in the lake like I did growing up.
7. It’s not a church-state thing. It’s about the dirt. But the more attacking this thing the better.
8. I don’t understand what’s going on; so I’m agin the Kroc Center. Public oafishals always lie. But the motives of those who attack them are always lily pure.
9. If you can’t beat ‘em in court, delay ‘em long enough to cause the Bell Ringers to pull their $33M from the project and spend it elsewhere.
10. Other.